GOD's ARMY, CONTENDING for the FAITH
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There is a story of a woman who came up to her pastor and said:
'God told me to cut off your tie, it is too long.'
With that, she pulled out some scissors and cut off two inches of his tie.


The pastor, at first a bit startled, replied:
I have been talking to God about you, and He has told me to do something too.
Could I borrow those scissors, and would you mind sticking out your tongue?'


The lady somehow found a path to the door at that point...


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