GOD's ARMY, CONTENDING for the FAITH
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Light bulb Jokes


How many church members does it take to change a light bulb?

"Change! What do you mean change! We should not have to change!"


How many Baptists does it take to change a light bulb?

Well first they need a committee to decide whether to change the bulb. Then they need a committee to decide the process for doing it. Finally they need a committee to select the number of people to carry out that chosen process. Right now, they will table it, till the next business meeting of the members.



How many Presbyterians does it take to change a light bulb?


"Change! That's my Mother's light bulb! No, one will change that bulb while I am a member here."



How many Lutherans does it take to change a light bulb?


They believe the light bulb will be changed by faith not by works that any of them can do, so the bulb will we not be changed.




How many Episcopalians does it take to change a light bulb?


Three, one to change the light bulb, one to hold the chair, and one to mix the drinks.



How many Universalists does it take to change a light bulb?

"Well, some do not want to walk in the light anyhow, and if they choose to go to heaven in darkness, that is their choice. They are sure they will find their way even if always in darkness. .



How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb?


"What light bulb? They are still using candles.



How many Quakers does it take to change a light bulb?


None, they just wait for the "inner light."



How many charismatics does it take to change the light bulb?

None, they just name it done, and it is suddenly done. If anyone stumbles over the pews, and seem to be in darkness still, their faith is just low.

How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they deny the bulb ever was lit, and no one will ever convince them they even need a light.


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