What money did Noah carry into the ark?
Bucks and doe
What was the smartest animal on the ark?
The snake: No one could pull his leg
What did the duck say when Noah gave him his lunch?
You can put this lunch on my bill
Why didn’t Noah go fishing?
He only had two worms!
What animal could noah not trust?
What animal in the ark had the smallest appetite?
A moth he just eats holes
Why didn't they play cards on the Ark?
Because Noah was standing on the deck.