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Adam and Eve Jokes


What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?


It's Christmas, Eve!



Who was the fastest runner in history?


Adam. Because he was first in the human race!



Where is the first math problem mentioned in the Bible?


When God told Adam and Eve to go forth and multiply.



Did Eve never have a date with Adam?


No, just an apple.



Why was Adam a famous runner?


Because he was first in the human race.



What do we have that Adam never had?


Ancestors.



Why was Adam created first?


To give him a chance to say something.



When was the longest day in the Bible?


The day Adam was created because there was no Eve.



To what question could Eve never say yes?


When Adam asked if she had heard a joke from anyone else



Why did God create man before woman?


He didn’t want any advice.



Where is the first mention of insurance in the Bible?


When Adam and Eve needed more coverage.



Why was Adam created first?


To give him a chance to say something.



What excuse did Adam give as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

Your mother ate us out of house and home.

 



What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?


Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury.

 



At what time of day was Adam created?


A little before Eve.



When was the longest day in the Bible?


The day Adam was created because there was no Eve.

 



How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden?


They were really put out.


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