Did all the animals on the ark come in pairs?
No the worms came in apples.
After the flood, how many people left the ark before Noah?
3 because the Bible says that Noah went forth out of the ark.
Why did Noah have to punish the chickens on the Ark?
Because they were using "fowl" language.
Was there money on the ark?
Yes: The duck took a bill, The frog took a green back,
and the skunk took a scent.
What did Noah say while loading the animals into the ark?
"Now I've herd everything."
Who was the first stockbroker in the Bible?
Noah. He floated his stock,
when everyone else was in liquidation.