CAIN & ABEL JOKES
What was the first thing that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?
They really raised Cain.
Why couldn't Cain please God with his offering?
He just wasn't Abel.
How do we know Cain took a nap when he left Eden?
He went to the land of Nod.
How long did Cain hate his brother?
As long as he was Abel!
Why was Cain the Bible’s first constipated man?
Because he was not Able.