Who was the first insurance agent in the Bible?
David gave Goliath a piece of the rock.
Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible?
David, he rocked Goliath to sleep.
Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?
The thought had never entered his head before?
If Goliath is resurrected, would you like to tell him the joke
about David and Goliath?
No, he already fell for it once.